Dear Sister of My Ex-Boyfriend,
Thank you for your kind words. You were always lovely towards me. As for your brother, I am sorry that he spontaneously turned into a complete and total crazy ass wank-tard who married a dirty vagina (vah-JIE-nah).
I sincerely hope that someday he decides to contact his family again.
At that point, I sincerely hope you decide to shun him for being a bastard-face.
That Girl Who Isn't Bitter