What I Could Have Said

Dear Sister of My Ex-Boyfriend,

Thank you for your kind words. You were always lovely towards me. As for your brother, I am sorry that he spontaneously turned into a complete and total crazy ass wank-tard who married a dirty vagina (vah-JIE-nah).

I sincerely hope that someday he decides to contact his family again.

At that point, I sincerely hope you decide to shun him for being a bastard-face.

That Girl Who Isn't Bitter


yvanka said...

Not bitter at all!

You're like an English Cucumber with that surprise bite of OMG at the end.



mon frer said...

Bitter like the sweetest yummiest cupcake on earth...that's how bitter you are!