27.6.08

What I Could Have Said

Dear Sister of My Ex-Boyfriend,

Thank you for your kind words. You were always lovely towards me. As for your brother, I am sorry that he spontaneously turned into a complete and total crazy ass wank-tard who married a dirty vagina (vah-JIE-nah).

I sincerely hope that someday he decides to contact his family again.

At that point, I sincerely hope you decide to shun him for being a bastard-face.

Love,
That Girl Who Isn't Bitter

2 comments:

yvanka said...

Not bitter at all!

You're like an English Cucumber with that surprise bite of OMG at the end.

;)

LOVE!

mon frer said...

Bitter like the sweetest yummiest cupcake on earth...that's how bitter you are!