Translation: Awkward

So it turns out I'm having to learn how to decipher the language of Awkward Robots. Here are some examples of the 'Socially Retarded to English Dictionary' I'm working on.

"I am overstimulated."

English Translation: "What a busy day!"

"Perhaps you have been fertilized."

English Translation: "The pollen count must be really high."

"Thank you for your contribution to our struggling economy."

English Translation: "I like your new shoes."

Sometimes people don't know how to interact with other people. It makes me laugh, but also makes me kind of sad for them.